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Mikayla; Aussie.
Be prepared for: Hannibal, Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock and Harry Potter.

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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upgraders:

how do i get a dog forcefield like this

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

markoruffalo:

I went to Comic-Con. And it was a big deal, you see, top secret, they came and picked me up at my house, I got a call from my agent the night before saying, “Listen. Look at your window at 5 o’clock in the morning. If there’s a car there, you got the part. If there’s not, just go back to bed.” It was last minute. And the car was there.

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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